Two Weeks from Everywhere.

The duo is back! Dug is so excited about being back on the podcast he possibly violates copyright laws, Ryan is old and an unexpected guest steals the show.
 
Also, because of a slight technical difficulty, you'll have to imagine just how good Dug's battle droid impression is.

Listen to the podcast critics have called, "A bunch of gross animal sex and gross eating!"
 
The Duo give their take on how to stay safe during The Great Emergence, The Columbus Crew rebrand, and what they plan to do with their COVID millions. Plus, a whole new Lightning Round wherein Ryan becomes every woman's dream.

The Duo pitch their idea for a new CW teen drama. Dug learns the wonder of magic. Ryan locks his daughter in the bathroom.

The Duo open Pandora's Lunchbox and unleash an undead horde unto the world. Together, they cook up the ingredients for the next great dark fantasy series, or perhaps an EDM single. Also, join them as they explore the bland and unassuming heritage and culture of the Isle of Caucasia. 

Dug discovers the hard truth about blueberries and pomegranates. Ryan discovers the by-laws of regional karate tournaments. Snyder's Justice League leads to a classic Shoot the Glass! confrontation. Finally, Lightning Round! sinks to new lows of vile depravity and filth.
 
Also, because Ryan is lazy and has poor time management skills, we're revisting a favorite theme song this week.

Ryan fails in every way despite making a positive impact in a child's life. Dug explores cleaning his body parts with two rocks and some water. WandaVision talk, plus they ask if Grogu is legally considered a child—hypothetically speaking.

The duo give advice on romance and parenting and why they swipe right on Darth Maul, but not Luke Skywalker.

The duo discuss sweaty hairy chests, how Aunt Beru is a bigger badass than Cara Dune, whether Chris Nolan is a giant douche, and why they're looking forward to the Gina Carano/Ben Shapiro teamup.

The Duo talk stocks, culinary tips, cannibalism, human sacrifice, religion, bipartisan sh•t swamps, hard-soled shoes, and The Spice Girls.

In a time of great upheaval, plague, and insurrection, two friends find themselves on opposite sides of an uncrossable ideological line, one that will do lasting, irreparable damage for years to come.
 
Also, a theme song!