Two Weeks from Everywhere.

Not a Strong Opinion

The Duo discuss Christmas rituals from around the globe, sides, and some movie about a guy trapped in a building in LA at Christmastime.  Also, Ryan reveals a dark secret he's been hiding for years—but he doesn't feel very strongly about it.

Death Practicing Karate in the Nude

The Duo discuss their favorite movie trilogies that DON'T rhyme with "Mars Tours."

The Sequel Apologists

The Duo spend the whole episode arguing why, even if you ordered butter pecan ice cream and got mint chocolate chip instead, you should probably just take a second to realize all ice cream is good and you should shut up about the butter pecan.

Hey, Siri, define ”Quitch.”

The Ahsoka Podcast: Episode One! The Duo devote the entire episode to Ahsoka, and the portents of Star Wars future it implies. Also, fair food and southern nick names.

Olive Head & Ferny

The Duo discuss why angry white dudes should take a class on how to properly address a letter, why it's so difficult to churn butter, the proper way to eat a Nutty Buddy, and a little laser sword show called Ahsoka.

Broad, Fat, & Loose in the Stays

Wherein the Duo discuss punk rock wizards, being old in a mosh pit, Twins fanfic, and why penalty shootouts are dumb. Also, they go head-to-head in a fierce debate over whether we'll get flashback Hayden or blue-glowey Hayden in Ahsoka. 

Necrocinemancy

The Duo go on and on about whether going to the movies is as dead as jazz, rock & roll, physical media, and friendships after 30. Also, they discuss the possibility that Hollywood may be under the control of a lich.

The Value of Led Zeppelin

The Duo rehash a 25-year-old argument over who should rule obsolete analog storage media. Ryan disappoints John Conner and goes head-to-head in a battle of wits against artificial intelligence. This episode is brought to you by the new Flame Flow-er from Ace!

D-1’s Revenge: A Celebration Story

Ultra Rare Mega Neon Triple Episode! To make up for being late, we made a long-winded episode where we gush about all the recent news about The Star War. Come listen to a bunch of old nerds talk about how excited they are for a space fantasy franchise primarily targeted at children. Also, the Duo talk about how much Bud Light sucks, but not for the reasons the Truck Gnut Community says it does. 

Hot Rocks, Two Dons, and a Snake

Sometimes you just have to do a deep dive on the logistics of skydiving with rafts, enslaving children to dig holes for no reason, and stuffing little snakes into one big snake without using rice krispie treats or fondant.